1. „Never mess with a geocacher. We know all the best places to hide a body..„
2. „Wish You Were N 32° 46.865 W 096° 47.827“
3. „Multimiliardové zařízení je k ničemu v rukou tupohlava..“
4. „Používám miliardové satelity pro hledání odpadu v lese..“
5. „Stupid micros in the woods!“
6. „Indiana Jones would have been a geocacher!“
7. Geocaching: „It’ll only take 5 minutes“
8. Geocaching: „Because the food at McDonalds is terrible – but we still adore the toys!“
9. Geocaching – „Just another way to get questioned by the Police „
10. Geocaching: „This is what happens when nerds go outdoors.“
11. „I’m not lost, I’m just Geocaching.“
12. „Old geocachers never die, they just get archived.“
13. Just remember one thing coming one 3 hours late from caching: „Diamonds are forever but flowers are a quick fix“
14. Micro in the woods: „And you thought trying to find where you left your keys was fun!“
15. I drive a tractor trailer and it says “ I’m not working, I’m Geocaching! “ on the side. Pretty much sums it up for me.
16. „Dude, where’s my car? I forgot to mark it.“
17. Cache me if you can… N 39° 33.115 W 076° 05.720
18. “ Geocachers do it with their GPS on!“
Oblíbený slogan Kernyho
(hledá zásadně bez GPS): „Silly Boys…GPS’s are for Girls!! „
A jak říkají Amíci „The last, but not least..“ jeden z vlastní dílny:
(„Nikdy jsem se neztratil, ale jednou jsem byl pár dní pohřešovaný..“) – Klimas